{"id":23687,"date":"2012-11-16T19:32:10","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T19:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/11\/16\/more-why-the-fuck-did-no-one-tell-me-up-front\/"},"modified":"2012-11-16T19:32:10","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T19:32:10","slug":"more-why-the-fuck-did-no-one-tell-me-up-front","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/11\/16\/more-why-the-fuck-did-no-one-tell-me-up-front\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- more --><\/p>\n<p>why the fuck did no one tell me up front you can&rsquo;t get a car loan without a driver&rsquo;s license and why the FUCK is everyone refusing to take my money<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;m not even going to drive the damn thing I&rsquo;m going to fucking sit in the passenger&rsquo;s seat it&rsquo;s not like you have to insure me or anything<\/p>\n<p>I just want to give you $300 a month is that too much to ask?!<\/p>\n<p>FUUUUUCKKKKK<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>why the fuck did no one tell me up front you can&rsquo;t get a car loan without a driver&rsquo;s license and why the FUCK is everyone refusing to take my money I&rsquo;m not even going to drive the damn thing I&rsquo;m going to fucking sit in the passenger&rsquo;s seat it&rsquo;s not like you have to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/11\/16\/more-why-the-fuck-did-no-one-tell-me-up-front\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8036,8037,1025,802],"class_list":["post-23687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fucking-car-buying-process","tag-i-hate-this-right-now","tag-personal","tag-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}