{"id":23605,"date":"2012-11-20T20:48:52","date_gmt":"2012-11-20T20:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/11\/20\/more-to-the-next-person-who-asks-me-if-im\/"},"modified":"2012-11-20T20:48:52","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T20:48:52","slug":"more-to-the-next-person-who-asks-me-if-im","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/11\/20\/more-to-the-next-person-who-asks-me-if-im\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- more --><\/p>\n<p>to the next person who asks me if I&rsquo;m eating enough: I will knock you out, and then I will eat my three slices of pizza off your immobile body. like a plate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>to the next person who asks me if I&rsquo;m eating enough: I will knock you out, and then I will eat my three slices of pizza off your immobile body. like a plate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1025,8031],"class_list":["post-23605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-personal","tag-snark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}