{"id":23474,"date":"2012-11-26T16:48:11","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T16:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/11\/26\/first-rule-do-not-use-semicolons-they-are\/"},"modified":"2012-11-26T16:48:11","modified_gmt":"2012-11-26T16:48:11","slug":"first-rule-do-not-use-semicolons-they-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/11\/26\/first-rule-do-not-use-semicolons-they-are\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you\u2019ve been to college.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brainpickings.org\/index.php\/2012\/11\/26\/kurt-vonnegut-on-the-shapes-of-stories\/\">Vonnegut<\/a>, adding to our favorite <a href=\"http:\/\/exp.lore.com\/tagged\/writing\">advice on writing<\/a>. (via <a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/exp.lore.com\/\">explore-blog<\/a>)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you\u2019ve been to college. Vonnegut, adding to our favorite advice on writing. (via explore-blog)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8012],"class_list":["post-23474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-awwwww-but-i-love-semicolons","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}