{"id":22710,"date":"2012-12-13T19:17:04","date_gmt":"2012-12-13T19:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/12\/13\/rnarker-a-man-walks-into-a-zoo-the-only-animal\/"},"modified":"2012-12-13T19:17:04","modified_gmt":"2012-12-13T19:17:04","slug":"rnarker-a-man-walks-into-a-zoo-the-only-animal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/12\/13\/rnarker-a-man-walks-into-a-zoo-the-only-animal\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/rnarker.tumblr.com\/post\/37165143692\/a-man-walks-into-a-zoo-the-only-animal-in-the\">rnarker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it\u2019s a shitzu\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>rnarker: a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it\u2019s a shitzu\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2664,1534],"class_list":["post-22710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-good","tag-yes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}