{"id":22690,"date":"2012-12-13T23:44:53","date_gmt":"2012-12-13T23:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/12\/13\/moresomeday-i-will-sprout-wings-that-look-like\/"},"modified":"2012-12-13T23:44:53","modified_gmt":"2012-12-13T23:44:53","slug":"moresomeday-i-will-sprout-wings-that-look-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/12\/13\/moresomeday-i-will-sprout-wings-that-look-like\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

someday I will sprout wings that look like Brussels sprouts leaves and flap them towards the arching blue sky and I’ll see someone I know down below and yell out really loudly but because I don’t know how to use my wing muscles yet I’ll lose control of other functions and crap on their head like a bird<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

someday I will sprout wings that look like Brussels sprouts leaves and flap them towards the arching blue sky and I’ll see someone I know down below and yell out really loudly but because I don’t know how to use my wing muscles yet I’ll lose control of other functions and crap on their head … <\/p>\n

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