{"id":21548,"date":"2013-01-21T20:56:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T20:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/01\/21\/signs-youre-having-a-monday-during-the-first\/"},"modified":"2013-01-21T20:56:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T20:56:00","slug":"signs-youre-having-a-monday-during-the-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/01\/21\/signs-youre-having-a-monday-during-the-first\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>signs you&rsquo;re having a Monday:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>during the first third, everyone is an asshole<\/li>\n<li>during the second third, you have no motivation<\/li>\n<li>during the final third, you&rsquo;re so excited for it to be over you can&rsquo;t even express<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>signs you&rsquo;re having a Monday: during the first third, everyone is an asshole during the second third, you have no motivation during the final third, you&rsquo;re so excited for it to be over you can&rsquo;t even express<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[852,7746,7747],"class_list":["post-21548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-monday","tag-real-life-blues","tag-today-has-sucked-harder-than-a-shop-vac"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}