{"id":21384,"date":"2013-01-25T17:03:51","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T17:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/01\/25\/mls-classics-shutupandthinkofmydick\/"},"modified":"2013-01-25T17:03:51","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T17:03:51","slug":"mls-classics-shutupandthinkofmydick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/01\/25\/mls-classics-shutupandthinkofmydick\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mls-classics.tumblr.com\/post\/41436118027\/shutupandthinkofmydick-radioactivemoose-so\">mls-classics<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shutupandthinkofmydick.tumblr.com\/post\/41428136244\/radioactivemoose-so-for-some-reason-hersheys\">shutupandthinkofmydick<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/radioactivemoose.tumblr.com\/post\/40864302600\">radioactivemoose<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>so for some reason hershey\u2019s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine\u2019s candy<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/f44dc260f94e1c541616f897af69bbe3\/tumblr_inline_mgua3mEfPE1r0xflk.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>so i got one and wrote this on top:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/3de97a9f11e244340c9dcc410820d004\/tumblr_inline_mgua44oCIV1r0xflk.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and left it on a table in the studio<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/6038ba694682e9d8576c60f6eeab4489\/tumblr_inline_mgua4qQEam1r0xflk.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>less than five minutes later people were fighting about it<\/p>\n<p>my plan has thus far been a success<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>OMFG I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MYTHOLOGY REFERENCES TO MY FAVORITE FUCKING GODDESS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is the best thing.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mls-classics: shutupandthinkofmydick: radioactivemoose: so for some reason hershey\u2019s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine\u2019s candy so i got one and wrote this on top: and left it on a table in the studio less than five minutes later people were fighting about it my plan has thus far been a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/01\/25\/mls-classics-shutupandthinkofmydick\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}