{"id":21070,"date":"2013-02-05T19:45:53","date_gmt":"2013-02-05T19:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/02\/05\/i-just-had-a-three-way-with-verizon-wireless-can\/"},"modified":"2013-02-05T19:45:53","modified_gmt":"2013-02-05T19:45:53","slug":"i-just-had-a-three-way-with-verizon-wireless-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/02\/05\/i-just-had-a-three-way-with-verizon-wireless-can\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I just had a three-way with Verizon Wireless. &lsquo;Can you hear me nowwww?&rsquo;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>coworker<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just had a three-way with Verizon Wireless. &lsquo;Can you hear me nowwww?&rsquo; coworker<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4086],"class_list":["post-21070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-shit-my-coworkers-say","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}