{"id":20581,"date":"2013-02-22T17:26:19","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T17:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/02\/22\/cincodenada-if-i-could-somehow-bottle-up-all\/"},"modified":"2013-02-22T17:26:19","modified_gmt":"2013-02-22T17:26:19","slug":"cincodenada-if-i-could-somehow-bottle-up-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/02\/22\/cincodenada-if-i-could-somehow-bottle-up-all\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cincodenada.tumblr.com\/post\/43731185643\/if-i-could-somehow-bottle-up-all-the-creepiness\">cincodenada<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>If I could somehow bottle up all the creepiness, corporate cliches\/buzzwords, and pretentiousness in the last half of this keynote, I\u2019m pretty sure it would kill Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cincodenada: If I could somehow bottle up all the creepiness, corporate cliches\/buzzwords, and pretentiousness in the last half of this keynote, I\u2019m pretty sure it would kill Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}