{"id":20089,"date":"2013-03-16T05:48:19","date_gmt":"2013-03-16T05:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/03\/16\/so-the-little-honda-i-guess-when-youve-been\/"},"modified":"2013-03-16T05:48:19","modified_gmt":"2013-03-16T05:48:19","slug":"so-the-little-honda-i-guess-when-youve-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/03\/16\/so-the-little-honda-i-guess-when-youve-been\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/so-the-little-honda.tumblr.com\/post\/45470471337\/i-guess-when-youve-been-married-for-that-long\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">so-the-little-honda<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I guess when you\u2019ve been married for that long, you wake up one day and are sick of listening to the same person breathe, so you separate and fuck even more\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dlisted.com\/2012\/10\/12\/louie-de-palma-gets-chicks\">extras<\/a> and realize that most people are annoying and you were happiest when listening to that same person breathe.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8211; Michael K. on Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so-the-little-honda: I guess when you\u2019ve been married for that long, you wake up one day and are sick of listening to the same person breathe, so you separate and fuck even more\u00a0extras and realize that most people are annoying and you were happiest when listening to that same person breathe. \u00a0&#8211; Michael K. on Danny &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/03\/16\/so-the-little-honda-i-guess-when-youve-been\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7545],"class_list":["post-20089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-why-i-dont-worry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}