{"id":20003,"date":"2013-03-21T17:35:35","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T17:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/03\/21\/flyawaymax-mageofform-mageofform\/"},"modified":"2013-03-21T17:35:35","modified_gmt":"2013-03-21T17:35:35","slug":"flyawaymax-mageofform-mageofform","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/03\/21\/flyawaymax-mageofform-mageofform\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/flyawaymax.tumblr.com\/post\/45726115947\/mageofform-mageofform-mageofform\">flyawaymax<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mageofform.tumblr.com\/post\/45725903343\/mageofform-mageofform-mageofform-i-wonder\">mageofform<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mageofform.tumblr.com\/post\/45720660203\/mageofform-mageofform-i-wonder-if-people-who\">mageofform<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mageofform.tumblr.com\/post\/45719435644\/mageofform-i-wonder-if-people-who-use-cheesy\">mageofform<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mageofform.tumblr.com\/post\/45719233735\/i-wonder-if-people-who-use-cheesy-pickup-lines\">mageofform<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i wonder if people who use cheesy pickup lines also use cheesy breakup lines.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cdo you have a library card? because i think i\u2019d like to check out now\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cdid your\u00a0license\u00a0get suspended? because you\u2019ve been driving me up a fucking wall\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cif you were a booger i\u2019d throw you behind the couch before my friends came over because i\u2019m ashamed of you\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cyou used to be a tentacool but now you\u2019re just a tentacruel\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;you have some twisted Call of Duty to video games, so our love life is a Fable. don&rsquo;t pretend you have some kind of Halo, you&rsquo;ve Dishonored our relationship as much as I have. I say we let Sleeping Dogs lie, break up now, and deal with the Fallout.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>flyawaymax: mageofform: mageofform: mageofform: mageofform: i wonder if people who use cheesy pickup lines also use cheesy breakup lines. \u201cdo you have a library card? because i think i\u2019d like to check out now\u201d \u201cdid your\u00a0license\u00a0get suspended? because you\u2019ve been driving me up a fucking wall\u201d \u201cif you were a booger i\u2019d throw you behind &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/03\/21\/flyawaymax-mageofform-mageofform\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7531],"class_list":["post-20003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-im-so-bad-at-puns-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}