{"id":19717,"date":"2013-03-31T19:55:26","date_gmt":"2013-03-31T19:55:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/03\/31\/wait-in-what-context-have-you-seen-bat-blow-jobs\/"},"modified":"2013-03-31T19:55:26","modified_gmt":"2013-03-31T19:55:26","slug":"wait-in-what-context-have-you-seen-bat-blow-jobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/03\/31\/wait-in-what-context-have-you-seen-bat-blow-jobs\/","title":{"rendered":"Wait, in what context have you seen bat blow jobs?  I&#8217;ve seen an otter fellating himself (in front of children and their varyingly distraught parents), but that&#8217;s the best I&#8217;ve got to show in interesting animal sexuality."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the nocturnal house at the zoo one time and the parents were absolutely RUSHING their children past the bat exhibit, so of course I stopped to observe. straight up bat fellatio. the male was hanging from his wingclaws and the female was hanging from her feet and she was bobbing her head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the nocturnal house at the zoo one time and the parents were absolutely RUSHING their children past the bat exhibit, so of course I stopped to observe. straight up bat fellatio. the male was hanging from his wingclaws and the female was hanging from her feet and she was bobbing her head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}