(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)<\/p>\n
Me: \u201cSo, what will it be?\u201d<\/p>\n
Child: \u201cI WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.\u201d<\/p>\n
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)<\/p>\n
Mother: \u201cEggs\u2026 he would like some eggs\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.) Me: \u201cSo, what will it be?\u201d Child: \u201cI WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.\u201d (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.) Mother: \u201cEggs\u2026 he would like … <\/p>\n