{"id":19571,"date":"2013-04-04T15:20:01","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T15:20:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/04\/i-heard-a-joke-once-man-goes-to-doctor-says\/"},"modified":"2017-07-01T03:02:15","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T03:02:15","slug":"i-heard-a-joke-once-man-goes-to-doctor-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/04\/i-heard-a-joke-once-man-goes-to-doctor-says\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-19571 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/04\/i-heard-a-joke-once-man-goes-to-doctor-says\/attachment\/19572\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_maov3rKGT51rp3ztlo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_maov3rKGT51rp3ztlo1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_maov3rKGT51rp3ztlo1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201c<em>I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he\u2019s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, \u2018Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.\u2019 Man bursts into tears. Says, \u2018But doctor\u2026 I am Pagliacci.\u2019 Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.<\/em>\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he\u2019s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, \u2018Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.\u2019 Man bursts into tears. Says, \u2018But doctor\u2026 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/04\/i-heard-a-joke-once-man-goes-to-doctor-says\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19573,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19571\/revisions\/19573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}