{"id":19495,"date":"2013-04-05T20:08:08","date_gmt":"2013-04-05T20:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/05\/fucking-hi\/"},"modified":"2013-04-05T20:08:08","modified_gmt":"2013-04-05T20:08:08","slug":"fucking-hi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/05\/fucking-hi\/","title":{"rendered":"FUCKING HI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FUCKING HI.<\/p>\n<p><span>1. First impression: &ldquo;another shy girl. with really good hair. she&rsquo;s writing NaNo, that&rsquo;s really awesome. but she&rsquo;s so much more graceful and gentle than me. how will we ever be friends.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><span>2. Truth is: I feel like I&rsquo;m losing you to Portland on the cusp of us being those ridiculous inseparable friends. BUT. I am not complaining, because Portland is happy.<\/span><br \/><span>3. How old do you look: agelessly 20. you&rsquo;ve always looked 20 to me.<\/span><br \/><span>4. Have you ever made me laugh: nope. not even one fucking time.<\/span><br \/><span>5. Have you ever made me mad: PORTLAND. j\/k.<\/span><br \/><span>6. Best feature: your smile is infuriating. there are secrets and love behind it and it makes me want to talk to you for hours.<\/span><br \/><span>7. Have I ever had a crush on you: shhhhhhhhhhhh.<\/span><br \/><span>8. You\u2019re my: secret girlfriend.<\/span><br \/><span>9. Name in my phone: Anna B. I&rsquo;m so boring.<\/span><br \/><span>10. Should you post this too? probably. because then there will be something else on your Teen Forest Wolf Kitten Books Sexy People Blog.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FUCKING HI. 1. First impression: &ldquo;another shy girl. with really good hair. she&rsquo;s writing NaNo, that&rsquo;s really awesome. but she&rsquo;s so much more graceful and gentle than me. how will we ever be friends.&rdquo;2. Truth is: I feel like I&rsquo;m losing you to Portland on the cusp of us being those ridiculous inseparable friends. BUT. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/05\/fucking-hi\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;FUCKING HI&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}