{"id":18898,"date":"2013-04-21T02:59:35","date_gmt":"2013-04-21T02:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/21\/saucefactory-queelez-lord-of-the-nerds\/"},"modified":"2017-07-01T02:24:48","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T02:24:48","slug":"saucefactory-queelez-lord-of-the-nerds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/21\/saucefactory-queelez-lord-of-the-nerds\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-18898 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/21\/saucefactory-queelez-lord-of-the-nerds\/attachment\/18899\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_m3h2idCvYo1r3sli9o1_250-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_m3h2idCvYo1r3sli9o1_250-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_m3h2idCvYo1r3sli9o1_250-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/saucefactory.tumblr.com\/post\/48198983580\/queelez-lord-of-the-nerds-discordion-when\">saucefactory<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/queelez.tumblr.com\/post\/47029277882\/lord-of-the-nerds-discordion-when-he-was-2\">queelez<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lord-of-the-nerds.tumblr.com\/post\/45877132581\/discordion-when-he-was-2-years-old-he-fell-out\">lord-of-the-nerds<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/discordion.tumblr.com\/post\/22352469574\/when-he-was-2-years-old-he-fell-out-of-a-second\">discordion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull<\/p>\n<p>When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>clearly someone didn\u2019t want that saxophone invented\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/incompetent-time-travelling-saxophone-haters\">#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>saucefactory: queelez: lord-of-the-nerds: discordion: When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid. When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg. 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