{"id":18816,"date":"2013-04-21T21:09:40","date_gmt":"2013-04-21T21:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/21\/lost-in-ikea-glam00ur-all-46-excuses-on-my\/"},"modified":"2017-07-01T02:21:39","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T02:21:39","slug":"lost-in-ikea-glam00ur-all-46-excuses-on-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/21\/lost-in-ikea-glam00ur-all-46-excuses-on-my\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-18816 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/21\/lost-in-ikea-glam00ur-all-46-excuses-on-my\/attachment\/18817\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" 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off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic<\/p>\n<p>10. there was a freak yachting accident<\/p>\n<p>11. i am a fucking retard<\/p>\n<p>12. this is just for my wall<\/p>\n<p>13. do you even read these<\/p>\n<p>14. \u201c<em>it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction<\/p>\n<p>16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma <em>overnight<\/em><\/p>\n<p>17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn\u2019t leave and let her win<\/p>\n<p>18. traffic jammy jammy jam<\/p>\n<p>19. how can i go to school when alex turner<\/p>\n<p>20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her<\/p>\n<p>21. i was sticking it to the man<\/p>\n<p>22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>23. <em>fifty shades of late<\/em>; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i\u00a0knew\u00a0we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and<em>\u00a0to be continued<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>24.\u00a0part two\u00a0<\/em>he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset<\/p>\n<p>25. my meth lab caught fire<\/p>\n<p>26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will\u00a0<em>ever<\/em> be<\/p>\n<p>27. i was sad<\/p>\n<p>28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely<\/p>\n<p>29. i had beat my younger brother for saying \u201cswag\u201d<\/p>\n<p>30. i had to travel back to the 1950\u2019s to ensure my birth<\/p>\n<p>31. 2 kool 4 scool<\/p>\n<p>32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen<\/p>\n<p>33. i tried<\/p>\n<p>34. i\u2019m sorry i\u2019m late<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 it\u2019s not my fault<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 my auntie was killed<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 and i joined a cult<\/p>\n<p>35. a haiku about lateness:<\/p>\n<p>late late late late late<\/p>\n<p>late late late late late late late<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0late late late late late<\/p>\n<p>36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking<\/p>\n<p>37. i was fashionably late<\/p>\n<p>38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg<\/p>\n<p>39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me<\/p>\n<p>40. do<\/p>\n<p>41. you<\/p>\n<p>42. even<\/p>\n<p>43. read<\/p>\n<p>44. these<\/p>\n<p>45. i was fighting al qaeda<\/p>\n<p>46. traffic<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>YESSSS IT\u2019S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>the post that doesn\u2019t age<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lost-in-ikea: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my 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