{"id":1879,"date":"2017-03-13T03:46:28","date_gmt":"2017-03-13T03:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2017\/03\/13\/a-crow-swooped-right-in-front-of-us-across-the\/"},"modified":"2017-03-13T03:46:28","modified_gmt":"2017-03-13T03:46:28","slug":"a-crow-swooped-right-in-front-of-us-across-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2017\/03\/13\/a-crow-swooped-right-in-front-of-us-across-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a crow swooped right in front of us across the road today and Jake shouted &ldquo;NO! I DON&rsquo;T WANT TO HIT A CROW!&rdquo; and I could just hear the crow bobbing around breathing hard all like <i>AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! FFFFFFFUCK! MARTY! MARTY DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT WAS SO DAMN CLOSE!! AHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAAA! WOOOOOOO! THAT WAS BAAAADAAAAASS!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a crow swooped right in front of us across the road today and Jake shouted &ldquo;NO! I DON&rsquo;T WANT TO HIT A CROW!&rdquo; and I could just hear the crow bobbing around breathing hard all like AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! FFFFFFFUCK! MARTY! MARTY DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT WAS SO DAMN CLOSE!! AHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAAA! WOOOOOOO! THAT WAS BAAAADAAAAASS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[939],"class_list":["post-1879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-writerlife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}