{"id":18631,"date":"2013-04-26T02:35:38","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T02:35:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/26\/shortlifelongart-kheradihr-legionnaireone\/"},"modified":"2017-07-01T02:12:34","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T02:12:34","slug":"shortlifelongart-kheradihr-legionnaireone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/26\/shortlifelongart-kheradihr-legionnaireone\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-18631 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/04\/26\/shortlifelongart-kheradihr-legionnaireone\/attachment\/18632\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_mlu9xqMr8V1qjdi9go1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_mlu9xqMr8V1qjdi9go1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_mlu9xqMr8V1qjdi9go1_1280-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_mlu9xqMr8V1qjdi9go1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_mlu9xqMr8V1qjdi9go1_1280.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shortlifelongart.tumblr.com\/post\/48901441196\/kheradihr-legionnaireone-shortlifelongart\">shortlifelongart<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kheradihr.tumblr.com\/post\/48900588308\/legionnaireone-shortlifelongart-god-bless\">kheradihr<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/legionnaireone.tumblr.com\/post\/48899857490\/shortlifelongart-god-bless-you-mystery-woman\">legionnaireone<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shortlifelongart.tumblr.com\/post\/48897200568\/god-bless-you-mystery-woman-who-brought-an\">shortlifelongart<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>God bless you, mystery woman who brought an offering of proper toilet paper.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>\u201cThe Maiden of the Water Closet appeared with unbound grace, leaving a scroll of cleaning of softness immeasurable by the common man, but no less tangible. While her true face will never be known by the living, her mercy is known by all such that it is a second nature to all of creation.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The Mercies of The Maiden, excerpt from chapter four, in which Urfl Conqvist captures in detail what he calls, \u201canother of The Maiden\u2019s Graces.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>\u201cWe pray to Thee, our Maiden.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Full of grace, shine your smile<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Upon those who tread in darkness.<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Leave us your gifts as we<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Go forth and leave behind<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Parts of ourselves. Provide unto<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Us your gentlest touch even though<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We profane your holy temples.<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Amen.\u201d<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/><\/em>Simple prayer written on the walls of a 7th century lavatory. Author unknown but rumored to belong to Osnulf The Foul, one of The Maiden\u2019s most famous conversions.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>OH MY GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THIS IN CLASS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>shortlifelongart: kheradihr: legionnaireone: shortlifelongart: God bless you, mystery woman who brought an offering of proper toilet paper. \u201cThe Maiden of the Water Closet appeared with unbound grace, leaving a scroll of cleaning of softness immeasurable by the common man, but no less tangible. 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