{"id":18346,"date":"2013-05-03T22:19:58","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T22:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/05\/03\/tech-support-rep-what-are-you-doing-tech\/"},"modified":"2013-05-03T22:19:58","modified_gmt":"2013-05-03T22:19:58","slug":"tech-support-rep-what-are-you-doing-tech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/05\/03\/tech-support-rep-what-are-you-doing-tech\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tech Support Rep: What are you doing?<br \/>\nTech Support Manager (wrestling with one of those nasty plastic cases): Opening a package not meant to be opened by man.<br \/>\nMe: But I am no man.<br \/>\nTech Support Manager: This is why we keep you around.<br \/>\nMe: I was afraid of that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tech Support Rep: What are you doing? Tech Support Manager (wrestling with one of those nasty plastic cases): Opening a package not meant to be opened by man. Me: But I am no man. Tech Support Manager: This is why we keep you around. Me: I was afraid of that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4086],"class_list":["post-18346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-shit-my-coworkers-say","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}