{"id":18233,"date":"2013-05-07T23:46:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-07T23:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/05\/07\/morestep-1-choose-a-subject-that-offends-you\/"},"modified":"2013-05-07T23:46:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T23:46:00","slug":"morestep-1-choose-a-subject-that-offends-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/05\/07\/morestep-1-choose-a-subject-that-offends-you\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- more -->step 1: choose a subject that offends you<\/p>\n<p>step 2: rant endlessly and often about how bad it is to shame people (esp. who are\/like\/do\/think X)<\/p>\n<p>step 3: constantly shame the people who have offended you b\/c they are subhuman, obvi<\/p>\n<p>step 4: DING-NING-NING-NING YOU&rsquo;VE WON THE INTERNET!!!<\/p>\n<p><em>clarification #1: and to clarify this is not about people on my dash. if you&rsquo;re on my dash it is 99% likely that you have done nothing to offend me in the recent past. this is mostly a General Internet Problem.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>clarification #2: particularly of offense has been the Abercrombie &amp; Fitch CEO debate. he said some really fucked up shit. doesn&rsquo;t mean that calling him a freak or saying he&rsquo;s ugly makes your argument any stronger.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>clarification #3: the fact that I&rsquo;m posting this and not just internalizing it and following my own advice really does mean I need to break from interwebz *headdesk*<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>step 1: choose a subject that offends you step 2: rant endlessly and often about how bad it is to shame people (esp. who are\/like\/do\/think X) step 3: constantly shame the people who have offended you b\/c they are subhuman, obvi step 4: DING-NING-NING-NING YOU&rsquo;VE WON THE INTERNET!!! clarification #1: and to clarify this is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/05\/07\/morestep-1-choose-a-subject-that-offends-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7130,7131,1025,802,7129],"class_list":["post-18233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-and-i-will-take-it-into-my-hands-and-take-full-responsibility-for-the-fact-that-this-medium-is-bothering-me","tag-and-remove-myself-because-that-is-how-i-will-avoid-getting-upset","tag-personal","tag-rant","tag-seriously-i-think-i-need-an-internet-break"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}