{"id":18084,"date":"2013-05-23T05:10:05","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T05:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/05\/23\/cosmicquake-rampaigehalseyface-seababe\/"},"modified":"2013-05-23T05:10:05","modified_gmt":"2013-05-23T05:10:05","slug":"cosmicquake-rampaigehalseyface-seababe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/05\/23\/cosmicquake-rampaigehalseyface-seababe\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cosmicquake.tumblr.com\/post\/51045622606\/rampaigehalseyface-seababe-you-really-only\">cosmicquake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/rampaigehalseyface.tumblr.com\/post\/47987508581\/seababe-you-really-only-understand-how-drunk\">rampaigehalseyface<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/seababe.tumblr.com\/post\/46658507780\/you-really-only-understand-how-drunk-you-are-when\">seababe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p>You really only understand how drunk you are when you\u2019re peeing<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/f9101dd3cce0ca4c6a1379fd5e5219a1\/tumblr_inline_ml9lc8VGC61qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>i have never read anything more true in my entire life<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>my standard for &ldquo;okay drunk enough nao&rdquo; is &ldquo;oh hey my vagina&rsquo;s numb look at that&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cosmicquake: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you\u2019re peeing i have never read anything more true in my entire life my standard for &ldquo;okay drunk enough nao&rdquo; is &ldquo;oh hey my vagina&rsquo;s numb look at that&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3914],"class_list":["post-18084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-tmi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}