{"id":1786,"date":"2017-04-30T19:31:24","date_gmt":"2017-04-30T19:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2017\/04\/30\/half-my-graduating-class-in-2009-we-cant-wait-to\/"},"modified":"2017-04-30T19:31:24","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T19:31:24","slug":"half-my-graduating-class-in-2009-we-cant-wait-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2017\/04\/30\/half-my-graduating-class-in-2009-we-cant-wait-to\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>half my graduating class in 2009: we can&#8217;t wait to become parents. spawning is our goal in life. we can&#8217;t wait for our lives to be about nothing but small versions of us.<br \/>\nthe same people in 2017: hey look at this exercise class that is literally just parents taking a nap, does it come with free childcare????????? take my brat pls&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>half my graduating class in 2009: we can&#8217;t wait to become parents. spawning is our goal in life. we can&#8217;t wait for our lives to be about nothing but small versions of us. the same people in 2017: hey look at this exercise class that is literally just parents taking a nap, does it come &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2017\/04\/30\/half-my-graduating-class-in-2009-we-cant-wait-to\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1061,1062],"class_list":["post-1786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-follow-your-dreams","tag-snarky","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}