{"id":17348,"date":"2013-06-23T00:41:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-23T00:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/06\/23\/my-wedding-is-a-modern-womens-cerebral-novel\/"},"modified":"2013-06-23T00:41:00","modified_gmt":"2013-06-23T00:41:00","slug":"my-wedding-is-a-modern-womens-cerebral-novel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/06\/23\/my-wedding-is-a-modern-womens-cerebral-novel\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my wedding is a &ldquo;modern women&rsquo;s cerebral novel&rdquo; wedding where everyone is awkwardly tiptoeing around both sets of parents who are both genuinely trying <em>really hard\u00a0<\/em>to be good\u00a0and every action or conversation has a secondary meaning that none of the players are aware of and for some reason it&rsquo;s HYPER IMPORTANT to <em>everyone<\/em>\u00a0except the bride and groom who are pretty much at the eye of the storm, just chuckling to themselves because\u00a0<em>why, we&rsquo;re signing a piece of paper, and you BET we&rsquo;ll fuck each other&rsquo;s brains out on our wedding night, but that&rsquo;s not your business, eh wot\u00a0<\/em>and they smoke cigarettes even though they don&rsquo;t normally<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my wedding is a &ldquo;modern women&rsquo;s cerebral novel&rdquo; wedding where everyone is awkwardly tiptoeing around both sets of parents who are both genuinely trying really hard\u00a0to be good\u00a0and every action or conversation has a secondary meaning that none of the players are aware of and for some reason it&rsquo;s HYPER IMPORTANT to everyone\u00a0except the bride &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/06\/23\/my-wedding-is-a-modern-womens-cerebral-novel\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6981,6983,6984,6979,1077,6982,6980,529],"class_list":["post-17348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-but-its-one-thing-after-another-thats","tag-but-laughable","tag-ironic-even","tag-its-just-surreal","tag-meandyou","tag-overcomable","tag-seriously-jake-and-i-are-having-a-great-fucking-time","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}