{"id":17334,"date":"2013-06-23T17:45:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-23T17:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/06\/23\/i-accidentally-left-the-giant-parmesan-cheese-out\/"},"modified":"2013-06-23T17:45:24","modified_gmt":"2013-06-23T17:45:24","slug":"i-accidentally-left-the-giant-parmesan-cheese-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/06\/23\/i-accidentally-left-the-giant-parmesan-cheese-out\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I accidentally left the giant parmesan cheese out last night and it died in a pile of its own oil \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>me (scrubbing my hands with soap): my hands still smell like the cheese I killed<\/p>\n<p>Jake (getting really close to my ear): you paid the iron price&hellip;&hellip;&hellip;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I accidentally left the giant parmesan cheese out last night and it died in a pile of its own oil \ud83d\ude41 me (scrubbing my hands with soap): my hands still smell like the cheese I killed Jake (getting really close to my ear): you paid the iron price&hellip;&hellip;&hellip;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1077,3558],"class_list":["post-17334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-meandyou","tag-omfg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}