{"id":17306,"date":"2013-06-25T04:33:50","date_gmt":"2013-06-25T04:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/06\/25\/imagine-benedict-cumberbatch-imagine-benedict\/"},"modified":"2013-06-25T04:33:50","modified_gmt":"2013-06-25T04:33:50","slug":"imagine-benedict-cumberbatch-imagine-benedict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/06\/25\/imagine-benedict-cumberbatch-imagine-benedict\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/imagine-benedict-cumberbatch.tumblr.com\/post\/53816891511\/imagine-benedict-cumberbatch-having-a-new-born\">imagine-benedict-cumberbatch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Imagine Benedict Cumberbatch having a new born calf suck on his fingers.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The calf mewls. \u00a0Benedict simpers; another hapless fan. \u00a0Teeth sink into flesh. The vampire-cow drinks again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>imagine-benedict-cumberbatch: Imagine Benedict Cumberbatch having a new born calf suck on his fingers. The calf mewls. \u00a0Benedict simpers; another hapless fan. \u00a0Teeth sink into flesh. The vampire-cow drinks again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}