{"id":17082,"date":"2013-07-03T16:17:18","date_gmt":"2013-07-03T16:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/03\/confusedtree-one-time-when-i-was-maybe-10-or-11\/"},"modified":"2013-07-03T16:17:18","modified_gmt":"2013-07-03T16:17:18","slug":"confusedtree-one-time-when-i-was-maybe-10-or-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/03\/confusedtree-one-time-when-i-was-maybe-10-or-11\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/confusedtree.tumblr.com\/post\/53695809827\/one-time-when-i-was-maybe-10-or-11-my-dad-called\">confusedtree<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>One time when I was maybe 10 or 11 my dad called me over and said \u201cI made vanilla pudding&quot; and then he held out a spoon of what, upon taking it from him and putting it in my mouth, turned out to be pure bacon fat and I spat it out and shrieked \u201cI TRUSTED YOU&quot; and he said \u201cwell that was your first mistake&quot;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>confusedtree: One time when I was maybe 10 or 11 my dad called me over and said \u201cI made vanilla pudding&quot; and then he held out a spoon of what, upon taking it from him and putting it in my mouth, turned out to be pure bacon fat and I spat it out and shrieked &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/03\/confusedtree-one-time-when-i-was-maybe-10-or-11\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6919],"class_list":["post-17082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-this-is-so-my-father"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}