{"id":17078,"date":"2013-07-03T21:09:15","date_gmt":"2013-07-03T21:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/03\/my-science-fiction-universe-has-occasional\/"},"modified":"2013-07-03T21:09:15","modified_gmt":"2013-07-03T21:09:15","slug":"my-science-fiction-universe-has-occasional","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/03\/my-science-fiction-universe-has-occasional\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my science fiction universe has occasional impractical-seeming armor that&rsquo;s actually FUNCTIONAL AS FUCK<\/p>\n<p>yes Monsoon will be dressed in gorgeous skimpy metal pieces (collar, &ldquo;bra,&rdquo; cuffs for wrists and ankles, bikini bottom)<\/p>\n<p>but YES those pieces are designed to carry a fierce electrical current so every part of her that is between two pieces of metal is completely covered by an impenetrable field of energy<\/p>\n<p>and actually the metal pieces are the weak points. so yeah, try to stab her sexy bare belly. YOU&rsquo;LL LOSE<\/p>\n<p>(shhhhh I haven&rsquo;t figured out the science yet shhhhhhhhhh)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my science fiction universe has occasional impractical-seeming armor that&rsquo;s actually FUNCTIONAL AS FUCK yes Monsoon will be dressed in gorgeous skimpy metal pieces (collar, &ldquo;bra,&rdquo; cuffs for wrists and ankles, bikini bottom) but YES those pieces are designed to carry a fierce electrical current so every part of her that is between two pieces of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/03\/my-science-fiction-universe-has-occasional\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6918,6917,939],"class_list":["post-17078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-impractical-babe-armor","tag-plotting-and-scheming","tag-writerlife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}