{"id":16884,"date":"2013-07-10T19:37:48","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T19:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/10\/the-adequate-gatsby-stultifyandstupefy\/"},"modified":"2013-07-10T19:37:48","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T19:37:48","slug":"the-adequate-gatsby-stultifyandstupefy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/10\/the-adequate-gatsby-stultifyandstupefy\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com\/post\/28083497017\/stultifyandstupefy-derpes-and-god-said-unto\">the-adequate-gatsby<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stultifyandstupefy.tumblr.com\/post\/12202936818\/derpes-and-god-said-unto-abraham-abraham\">stultifyandstupefy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/derpes.tumblr.com\/post\/12194688592\/and-god-said-unto-abraham-abraham-and\">derpes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>And God said unto Abraham, \u201cAbraham.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And Abraham replied, \u201cWhat.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>God said to John, \u201cCome forth and receive eternal life.\u201d But John came fifth and won a toaster.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And Judas approached the rabbis and\u00a0Pharisees saying, \u201cThe one whom I kiss is the one you seek.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To which they responded, \u201cGay.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And the woman said, &ldquo;Why should I be like a veiled woman, beside the flocks of your friends?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>And the man said, &ldquo;You&rsquo;re right, honey,&rdquo; and started a social justice blog on Tumblr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, \u201cAbraham.\u201d And Abraham replied, \u201cWhat.\u201d God said to John, \u201cCome forth and receive eternal life.\u201d But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and\u00a0Pharisees saying, \u201cThe one whom I kiss is the one you seek.\u201d To which they responded, \u201cGay.\u201d\u00a0 And the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/10\/the-adequate-gatsby-stultifyandstupefy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6890],"class_list":["post-16884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-god-i-love-these-so-much"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}