{"id":16616,"date":"2013-07-18T01:25:26","date_gmt":"2013-07-18T01:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/18\/oh-excuse-me-that-was-in-middle-school-of\/"},"modified":"2013-07-18T01:25:26","modified_gmt":"2013-07-18T01:25:26","slug":"oh-excuse-me-that-was-in-middle-school-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/18\/oh-excuse-me-that-was-in-middle-school-of\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Oh, excuse me. That was in <em>middle school<\/em>. Of course, you\u2019re much too old and mature now. You weren\u2019t so mature when your sister walked in on you touching yourself watching your Throne Games last month. Of course she told me about it, I\u2019m your mother.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>Mallory Ortberg\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/2013\/07\/15\/youre-going-to-wizard-summer-camp\/\">&ldquo;You\u2019re Going to Wizard SummerCamp and I Don\u2019t Want to Hear Another Word About It.&rdquo;<\/a> (via <a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/prairie-homo-companion.tumblr.com\/\">prairie-homo-companion<\/a>)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, excuse me. That was in middle school. Of course, you\u2019re much too old and mature now. You weren\u2019t so mature when your sister walked in on you touching yourself watching your Throne Games last month. Of course she told me about it, I\u2019m your mother. Mallory Ortberg\u2019s &ldquo;You\u2019re Going to Wizard SummerCamp and I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/18\/oh-excuse-me-that-was-in-middle-school-of\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[361],"class_list":["post-16616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-omg","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}