{"id":16553,"date":"2013-07-20T00:51:42","date_gmt":"2013-07-20T00:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/20\/whenever-im-on-the-uw-campus-i-want-to-ruffle-all\/"},"modified":"2013-07-20T00:51:42","modified_gmt":"2013-07-20T00:51:42","slug":"whenever-im-on-the-uw-campus-i-want-to-ruffle-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/20\/whenever-im-on-the-uw-campus-i-want-to-ruffle-all\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>whenever I&rsquo;m on the UW campus I want to ruffle all the boys&rsquo; hair and tsk gently and motherly and say &ldquo;honey things would go so much better for you if you stopped trying so hard<\/p>\n<p>and shaved that fucking mustache jesus god&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>whenever I&rsquo;m on the UW campus I want to ruffle all the boys&rsquo; hair and tsk gently and motherly and say &ldquo;honey things would go so much better for you if you stopped trying so hard and shaved that fucking mustache jesus god&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}