{"id":16538,"date":"2013-07-20T18:24:50","date_gmt":"2013-07-20T18:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/20\/ragnaroktopus-im-going-through-my-old-notes-on\/"},"modified":"2013-07-20T18:24:50","modified_gmt":"2013-07-20T18:24:50","slug":"ragnaroktopus-im-going-through-my-old-notes-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/20\/ragnaroktopus-im-going-through-my-old-notes-on\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ragnaroktopus.tumblr.com\/post\/55751354561\/im-going-through-my-old-notes-on-facebook-and-i\">ragnaroktopus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i\u2019m going through my old notes on facebook and i found one from 2008 that has a bunch of movie ideas in it and one of them is a superhero movie with people with special powers and i just<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>One man can fix picture frames without touching them.<\/strong> If they are crooked, he will right them.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Photosynthesis.<\/strong> She is all green, and when she is hungry, she says \u201cWait up, guys!&ldquo; and stands still while making chewing noises as she soaks up the sun.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Teleportation. <\/strong>But only to the nearest Whole Foods Market location. If Whole Foods is closed, they are teleported to Abercrombie.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Talk to owls.<\/strong> But only the brown spotted owl, which happens to not be native to the area in which the hero lives.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Power to lower people\u2019s cholesterol.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Power to turn on lights by clapping.<\/strong> However, this power does not work when the lights are actually clap-on lights.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Ability to smell cooking bacon from far away.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Walk through automatic doors<\/strong> (later revealed to be fake &#8211; but everyone reconciles with him and they get along fine)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ragnaroktopus: i\u2019m going through my old notes on facebook and i found one from 2008 that has a bunch of movie ideas in it and one of them is a superhero movie with people with special powers and i just One man can fix picture frames without touching them. If they are crooked, he will &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/20\/ragnaroktopus-im-going-through-my-old-notes-on\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6801],"class_list":["post-16538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-per-fect"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}