{"id":16465,"date":"2013-07-23T15:40:27","date_gmt":"2013-07-23T15:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/23\/morei-swear-if-there-is-a-deity-or-supreme\/"},"modified":"2013-07-23T15:40:27","modified_gmt":"2013-07-23T15:40:27","slug":"morei-swear-if-there-is-a-deity-or-supreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/23\/morei-swear-if-there-is-a-deity-or-supreme\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- more -->I <em>swear<\/em> if there is a deity or supreme being that zhe has some intense crush on me and mine\u00a0because my luck, man<\/p>\n<p>my fuckin&rsquo; luck<\/p>\n<p>we&rsquo;re pinching pennies again for almost two weeks because I was overly responsible and instead of keeping, like, grocery and fun money I paid a shitton of bills. open my email this morning to find a note saying that my cell phone expense credit will post within three days. that&rsquo;s $35 of fuckin&rsquo; gas money that just appeared out of nowhere<\/p>\n<p>thanks, deity thing &#8211; universe &#8211; whatever. it&rsquo;s appreciated<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear if there is a deity or supreme being that zhe has some intense crush on me and mine\u00a0because my luck, man my fuckin&rsquo; luck we&rsquo;re pinching pennies again for almost two weeks because I was overly responsible and instead of keeping, like, grocery and fun money I paid a shitton of bills. open &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/07\/23\/morei-swear-if-there-is-a-deity-or-supreme\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6791,1025],"class_list":["post-16465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-money-and-luck","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}