{"id":16176,"date":"2013-08-03T00:08:09","date_gmt":"2013-08-03T00:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/08\/03\/i-was-a-bridesmaid-at-my-friends-wedding-last\/"},"modified":"2013-08-03T00:08:09","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T00:08:09","slug":"i-was-a-bridesmaid-at-my-friends-wedding-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/08\/03\/i-was-a-bridesmaid-at-my-friends-wedding-last\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I was a bridesmaid at my friend’s wedding last week and her grandmother was standing with us to take pictures. now remember this woman has known me since I was a tomboy at age 3 and should probably know nothing has changed<\/p>\n

anyway she goes “don’t stand like that” and I looked down at my feet which were in my normal wide stance. she goes “you stand like a man. stand like this” and proceeds to demonstrate a closed-legged pose adding “stand like a lady you’ll be prettier in the pictures that way”<\/p>\n

haha lady this is how I stood when I landed my dream job ok this is how I’ve always stood I’ll stand however the fuck I want<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was a bridesmaid at my friend’s wedding last week and her grandmother was standing with us to take pictures. now remember this woman has known me since I was a tomboy at age 3 and should probably know nothing has changed anyway she goes “don’t stand like that” and I looked down at my … <\/p>\n

Continue reading “”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}