{"id":15766,"date":"2013-08-16T04:25:13","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T04:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/08\/16\/crispy-ghee-saw-this-ad-while-watching-videos\/"},"modified":"2017-07-01T00:11:21","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T00:11:21","slug":"crispy-ghee-saw-this-ad-while-watching-videos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/08\/16\/crispy-ghee-saw-this-ad-while-watching-videos\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-15766 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/08\/16\/crispy-ghee-saw-this-ad-while-watching-videos\/attachment\/15767\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_mrltnjKP471qko73so1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_mrltnjKP471qko73so1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_mrltnjKP471qko73so1_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/crispy-ghee.tumblr.com\/post\/58389010020\/saw-this-ad-while-watching-videos-i-dunno-about\">crispy-ghee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>saw this ad while watching videos\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I dunno about enrolling in an art program that\u2019s going to teach anyone how to draw like\u00a0<em>that<\/em>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>wow WOW WOOOWWWW this makes my life BECAUSE<\/p>\n<p>that asshole I moved to Florida floor? this. this is why. this is what made me sell half my books and move across the country to bunghole nowhere, Orlando, to cry and emo-poem four months of my life away. he went to study film (!!) and AND quit because it was &ldquo;not practical enough about film&rdquo; and this is. this is a school that hires its teachers off of craigslist with no degree required. yet this is the longest thing that said asshole has ever maintained (proportionally)<\/p>\n<p>but this. this is the perfect illustrative summary of that relationship<\/p>\n<p>god. thank you internet. thank :&ldquo;&rsquo;&rsquo;D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>crispy-ghee: saw this ad while watching videos\u00a0 I dunno about enrolling in an art program that\u2019s going to teach anyone how to draw like\u00a0that.\u00a0 wow WOW WOOOWWWW this makes my life BECAUSE that asshole I moved to Florida floor? this. this is why. this is what made me sell half my books and move across &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/08\/16\/crispy-ghee-saw-this-ad-while-watching-videos\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6620,939],"class_list":["post-15766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fuck-im-crying-from-laughing-so-hard","tag-writerlife","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15768,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15766\/revisions\/15768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}