{"id":15265,"date":"2013-09-03T23:29:01","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T23:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/09\/03\/i-broke-my-iphone-and-d-gave-me-bourbon-because\/"},"modified":"2013-09-03T23:29:01","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T23:29:01","slug":"i-broke-my-iphone-and-d-gave-me-bourbon-because","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/09\/03\/i-broke-my-iphone-and-d-gave-me-bourbon-because\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I broke my iPhone<\/p>\n<p>and D gave me bourbon because he&rsquo;s going away.<\/p>\n<p>*sobbing*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I broke my iPhone and D gave me bourbon because he&rsquo;s going away. *sobbing*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6468,939],"class_list":["post-15265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fuck-this-surrogate-monday","tag-writerlife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}