{"id":14398,"date":"2013-10-08T02:41:40","date_gmt":"2013-10-08T02:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/10\/08\/jtotheizzoe-scienceing-creepilylate\/"},"modified":"2013-10-08T02:41:40","modified_gmt":"2013-10-08T02:41:40","slug":"jtotheizzoe-scienceing-creepilylate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/10\/08\/jtotheizzoe-scienceing-creepilylate\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

jtotheizzoe<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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scienceing<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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creepilylate<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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maccawashere<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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creepilylate<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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creepilylate<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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bird puns are pretty fowl<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

goddamnit i really want someone to reblog this and say \u201ctoucan play at that game\u201d but i\u2019m so alone<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

then that would just be robin us of a joke<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

i\u2019m better off just going cold turkey off of bird puns<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

stop it these are grouse<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Owl thank you not to cormorant here and start ostrich-sizing those who use bird puns lark it\u2019s some sort of cardinal sin. Heron Tumblr, we don\u2019t take kindly to people puffin their chests and trying to make us look like loons and boobies. Swan thing to poke a little fun, but time and time again we see these vultures pigeonholing people and pouring petrel on the fires of intimidation. I know that I can tern to my fellow avian punners as pea pelican trust. We are birds of a feather.<\/p>\n

On second thought, maybe I should duck out oriole go stork-raven cuckoo.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

jtotheizzoe: scienceing: creepilylate: maccawashere: creepilylate: creepilylate: bird puns are pretty fowl goddamnit i really want someone to reblog this and say \u201ctoucan play at that game\u201d but i\u2019m so alone then that would just be robin us of a joke i\u2019m better off just going cold turkey off of bird puns stop it these are … <\/p>\n

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