{"id":14286,"date":"2013-10-12T19:43:13","date_gmt":"2013-10-12T19:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/10\/12\/harrygoboom-bruce-willis-is-talking-to-a\/"},"modified":"2013-10-12T19:43:13","modified_gmt":"2013-10-12T19:43:13","slug":"harrygoboom-bruce-willis-is-talking-to-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/10\/12\/harrygoboom-bruce-willis-is-talking-to-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/harrygoboom.tumblr.com\/post\/49964974165\/bruce-willis-is-talking-to-a-parrot-im-bruce\">harrygoboom<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Bruce Willis is talking to a parrot. \u201cI\u2019m Bruce Willis\u201d he says. The parrot repeats it. \u201cYeah right\u201d Bruce says, but is secretly worried<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>harrygoboom: Bruce Willis is talking to a parrot. \u201cI\u2019m Bruce Willis\u201d he says. The parrot repeats it. \u201cYeah right\u201d Bruce says, but is secretly worried<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}