{"id":14070,"date":"2013-10-21T04:25:30","date_gmt":"2013-10-21T04:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/10\/21\/thedisreputabledog-realrobertpattinson-hey\/"},"modified":"2013-10-21T04:25:30","modified_gmt":"2013-10-21T04:25:30","slug":"thedisreputabledog-realrobertpattinson-hey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/10\/21\/thedisreputabledog-realrobertpattinson-hey\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thedisreputabledog.tumblr.com\/post\/40958971768\/realrobertpattinson-hey-if-you-teach-your\">thedisreputabledog<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/realrobertpattinson.tumblr.com\/post\/40650932866\/hey-if-you-teach-your-parrot-to-say-parrot-its\">realrobertpattinson<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>hey if you teach your parrot to say \u2018parrot\u2019 it\u2019s probably as close as you\u2019ll get to owning a pokemon<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div>My brother tells a story about his roommate\u2019s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say \u201cyou\u2019re a bird!\u201d to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, \u201c<em>I\u2019m<\/em> a bird.\u201d My brother almost dropped a plate.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thedisreputabledog: realrobertpattinson: hey if you teach your parrot to say \u2018parrot\u2019 it\u2019s probably as close as you\u2019ll get to owning a pokemon My brother tells a story about his roommate\u2019s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say \u201cyou\u2019re a bird!\u201d to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/10\/21\/thedisreputabledog-realrobertpattinson-hey\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}