{"id":134,"date":"2011-12-02T17:07:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T17:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/12\/02\/although-i-am-neither-blonde-nor-fifteen-this\/"},"modified":"2017-06-27T00:24:52","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T00:24:52","slug":"although-i-am-neither-blonde-nor-fifteen-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/12\/02\/although-i-am-neither-blonde-nor-fifteen-this\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-134 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/12\/02\/although-i-am-neither-blonde-nor-fifteen-this\/attachment\/135\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/tumblr_lvl68qCS4u1r6bvgfo1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/tumblr_lvl68qCS4u1r6bvgfo1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/tumblr_lvl68qCS4u1r6bvgfo1_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Although I am neither blonde nor fifteen, this girl is me.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, it was excessive verbal assaults by my parents that turned me to atheism.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&rsquo;t that I started reading scientific studies, or truly weighing the purported truths of a book written by men for a male-dominated society.<\/p>\n<p>No, I&rsquo;m just a rebellious little shit.<\/p>\n<p>A <em>godless<\/em>\u00a0rebellious little shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although I am neither blonde nor fifteen, this girl is me. Obviously, it was excessive verbal assaults by my parents that turned me to atheism. It wasn&rsquo;t that I started reading scientific studies, or truly weighing the purported truths of a book written by men for a male-dominated society. No, I&rsquo;m just a rebellious little &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/12\/02\/although-i-am-neither-blonde-nor-fifteen-this\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[367,372,373],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-atheism","tag-religion","tag-satire","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":136,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions\/136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}