{"id":13297,"date":"2013-11-20T20:01:01","date_gmt":"2013-11-20T20:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/11\/20\/chronicpnin-fuck-i-cook-with-kale-so-god-damn\/"},"modified":"2013-11-20T20:01:01","modified_gmt":"2013-11-20T20:01:01","slug":"chronicpnin-fuck-i-cook-with-kale-so-god-damn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/11\/20\/chronicpnin-fuck-i-cook-with-kale-so-god-damn\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/chronicpnin.tumblr.com\/post\/67583666789\/fuck-i-cook-with-kale-so-god-damn-much-i-almost\">chronicpnin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>fuck i cook with kale so god damn much. i almost want to apologize because [whole foods voice] kale<\/p>\n<p>seriously tho, calcium and iron, fiber, vitamins, and the most important thing is it will fuckin hold up in a soup. no soggy shit here. god damn, kale<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>kale recipe: gently saut\u00e9 kale+ground meat (we use sausage but milder meats can be used) with spices in big pan with lid; when done, turn down heat, evenly distribute mixture throughout pan. crack 2 eggs per person over the top of this steaming pile, cover, and let the eggs cook to over-easy through steam. SO. FUCKING. DELICIOUS for any meal of the day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>chronicpnin: fuck i cook with kale so god damn much. i almost want to apologize because [whole foods voice] kale seriously tho, calcium and iron, fiber, vitamins, and the most important thing is it will fuckin hold up in a soup. no soggy shit here. god damn, kale kale recipe: gently saut\u00e9 kale+ground meat (we &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/11\/20\/chronicpnin-fuck-i-cook-with-kale-so-god-damn\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5426,1437],"class_list":["post-13297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chronicpnin","tag-food-tag"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}