{"id":13038,"date":"2013-12-04T23:02:48","date_gmt":"2013-12-04T23:02:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/12\/04\/dont-ever-let-me-outline-your-shit-i-have-a\/"},"modified":"2013-12-04T23:02:48","modified_gmt":"2013-12-04T23:02:48","slug":"dont-ever-let-me-outline-your-shit-i-have-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/12\/04\/dont-ever-let-me-outline-your-shit-i-have-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

don’t ever let me outline your shit<\/p>\n

I have a document open right now that’s an outline for a help topic I have to write, and it’s saved as “DON’T READ THIS.docx” because if it’s mixed up I’m screwwwed<\/p>\n

“you’re gonna sign in with your account and read a bunch of legal bullshit”<\/p>\n

“you can peek at the apps and download some if you’re feeling sexy”<\/p>\n

“after that, your old phone can get down to its business, like a yappy dog on your jerkoff neighbor’s lawn”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

don’t ever let me outline your shit I have a document open right now that’s an outline for a help topic I have to write, and it’s saved as “DON’T READ THIS.docx” because if it’s mixed up I’m screwwwed “you’re gonna sign in with your account and read a bunch of legal bullshit” “you can … <\/p>\n

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