{"id":13032,"date":"2013-12-05T17:40:46","date_gmt":"2013-12-05T17:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/12\/05\/cincodenada-shortformblog-welcome-to-the\/"},"modified":"2017-06-30T22:22:53","modified_gmt":"2017-06-30T22:22:53","slug":"cincodenada-shortformblog-welcome-to-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/12\/05\/cincodenada-shortformblog-welcome-to-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-13032 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/12\/05\/cincodenada-shortformblog-welcome-to-the\/attachment\/13033\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tumblr_mx4nn1xomP1s6m6rdo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tumblr_mx4nn1xomP1s6m6rdo1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tumblr_mx4nn1xomP1s6m6rdo1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cincodenada.tumblr.com\/post\/69084532684\/shortformblog-welcome-to-the-millennial\">cincodenada<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shortformblog.com\/post\/68678936770\/welcome-to-the-millennial-generation\">shortformblog<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Welcome to the Millennial generation<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Is it a problem that my main reaction to this was \u201cAw man, kid, that\u2019s impressive, but you can just cut off everything after the \u201cM\u201d in the third line and Santa will find your Killer Whale RC Car all the same. \u00a0And you don\u2019t really need the http:\/\/www either\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>And opinion time: this seems like something people will wring their hands over and wax philosophic about how kids these days are so consumeristic and aren\u2019t grateful and shit, but there is\u00a0<em>zero<\/em> difference between this and putting \u201c<span>Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle\u201d on your christmas list, besides making it easier for Santa to find the damn thing, because you\u2019ve gotta believe Prime is the secret to Santa\u2019s sleigh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Also, that killer whale car\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0032HF60M\"><em>is<\/em> pretty kickass.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cincodenada: shortformblog: Welcome to the Millennial generation Is it a problem that my main reaction to this was \u201cAw man, kid, that\u2019s impressive, but you can just cut off everything after the \u201cM\u201d in the third line and Santa will find your Killer Whale RC Car all the same. \u00a0And you don\u2019t really need the &hellip; 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