{"id":12916,"date":"2013-12-11T20:38:28","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T20:38:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/12\/11\/about-to-try-putting-popcorn-kernels-into-a-paper\/"},"modified":"2013-12-11T20:38:28","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T20:38:28","slug":"about-to-try-putting-popcorn-kernels-into-a-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2013\/12\/11\/about-to-try-putting-popcorn-kernels-into-a-paper\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>about to try putting popcorn kernels into a paper bag and sticking them in the microwave. it&rsquo;s just like that chemically stuff, except not at all. also potentially a fire hazard. if I burn alive I&rsquo;ll make sure to post about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>about to try putting popcorn kernels into a paper bag and sticking them in the microwave. it&rsquo;s just like that chemically stuff, except not at all. also potentially a fire hazard. if I burn alive I&rsquo;ll make sure to post about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[939],"class_list":["post-12916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-writerlife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}