{"id":12214,"date":"2014-01-14T02:33:04","date_gmt":"2014-01-14T02:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/01\/14\/miniprancer-scarincissies\/"},"modified":"2017-06-30T21:42:20","modified_gmt":"2017-06-30T21:42:20","slug":"miniprancer-scarincissies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/01\/14\/miniprancer-scarincissies\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-12214 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/01\/14\/miniprancer-scarincissies\/attachment\/12215\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_my4qmuZE761rkz1geo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_my4qmuZE761rkz1geo1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_my4qmuZE761rkz1geo1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/miniprancer.tumblr.com\/post\/70710336753\/scarincissies-misuse-of-fandom-so-i-got-a\">miniprancer<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scarincissies.tumblr.com\/post\/70672461159\/misuse-of-fandom-so-i-got-a-detention-today\">scarincissies<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/misuse-of-fandom.tumblr.com\/post\/70630984710\/so-i-got-a-detention-today-which-is-kinda-dumb\">misuse-of-fandom<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>So I got a detention today.<\/p>\n<p>Which is kinda dumb because I\u2019m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this &#8211; Heres what Im in for: I said\u2026*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: \u201cThat\u2019s really shitty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So this is how it went down: I\u2019m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, \u201cdamn, i thought she forgot about that.\u201d The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. \u201cHeres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.\u201d W H A T.<\/p>\n<p>Goof nugget?<br \/> Sweet onions?<br \/> Shooby Darn???<br \/> Pokemon??????<\/p>\n<p>And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>what the William Shatner is going on here?!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I approve of these so hard<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>miniprancer: scarincissies: misuse-of-fandom: So I got a detention today. Which is kinda dumb because I\u2019m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this &#8211; Heres what Im in for: I said\u2026*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: \u201cThat\u2019s really shitty.\u201d So this is how it went down: I\u2019m &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/01\/14\/miniprancer-scarincissies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12216,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12214\/revisions\/12216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}