{"id":11702,"date":"2014-02-06T03:56:21","date_gmt":"2014-02-06T03:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/02\/06\/inflatedmoose-i-am-truly-an-asset-to-my\/"},"modified":"2017-06-30T21:14:28","modified_gmt":"2017-06-30T21:14:28","slug":"inflatedmoose-i-am-truly-an-asset-to-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/02\/06\/inflatedmoose-i-am-truly-an-asset-to-my\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-11702 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/02\/06\/inflatedmoose-i-am-truly-an-asset-to-my\/attachment\/11703\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"103\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_n0jvuoBNjC1qa1j5qo1_500-150x103.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/inflatedmoose.tumblr.com\/post\/75748767827\/i-am-truly-an-asset-to-my-company\">inflatedmoose<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I am truly an asset to my company.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>upsettingly slow truck<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>whispers Bazinga<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>seductively<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>inflatedmoose: I am truly an asset to my company.\u00a0 upsettingly slow truck whispers Bazinga seductively<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5572],"class_list":["post-11702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cant-stop-laughing","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11704,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11702\/revisions\/11704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}