{"id":11598,"date":"2014-02-11T04:06:50","date_gmt":"2014-02-11T04:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/02\/11\/so-the-little-honda-i-found-an-onion-in-my\/"},"modified":"2014-02-11T04:06:50","modified_gmt":"2014-02-11T04:06:50","slug":"so-the-little-honda-i-found-an-onion-in-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/02\/11\/so-the-little-honda-i-found-an-onion-in-my\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/so-the-little-honda.tumblr.com\/post\/76292021307\/i-found-an-onion-in-my-cupboard-that-something-had\">so-the-little-honda<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I found an onion in my cupboard that something had gone spectacularly wrong with. All the others in the bag were fine but this one was completley liquefied inside it\u2019s skin. I had to put it in the freezer to resist the temptation to burst it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/patient-zero%3A-onion\">#patient zero: onion<\/a>\u00a0<a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/28-onions-later\">#28 onions later<\/a>\u00a0<a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/twelve-onions\">#twelve onions<\/a>\u00a0<a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/the-stand-but-onions\">#the stand but onions<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so-the-little-honda: I found an onion in my cupboard that something had gone spectacularly wrong with. All the others in the bag were fine but this one was completley liquefied inside it\u2019s skin. I had to put it in the freezer to resist the temptation to burst it. #patient zero: onion\u00a0#28 onions later\u00a0#twelve onions\u00a0#the stand but &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/02\/11\/so-the-little-honda-i-found-an-onion-in-my\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5547],"class_list":["post-11598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-stand-but-onions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}