{"id":10445,"date":"2014-05-19T04:31:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-19T04:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/05\/19\/doctorrose-dean-peltonjeff\/"},"modified":"2014-05-19T04:31:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-19T04:31:00","slug":"doctorrose-dean-peltonjeff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/05\/19\/doctorrose-dean-peltonjeff\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctor\/Rose &amp; Dean Pelton\/Jeff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Doctor\/Rose<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Rose shops for groceries. She\u2019s way too excited by the fruit markets on Dioscuros.<\/li>\n<li>Rose kills the spiders. The Doctor can\u2019t stomach it.<\/li>\n<li>The Doctor comes home drunk at 3am, chirruping about the important strangers he\u2019s met.<\/li>\n<li>Rose makes breakfast. She <em>insists<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Rose remembers to feed the fish. She named them Jack and Bo.<\/li>\n<li>The Doctor decorates the apartment, on Rose\u2019s request, because she wants it to feel like his home too.<\/li>\n<li>Rose initiates duets. The Doctor, however, finishes them.<\/li>\n<li>Rose falls asleep first. The Doctor can\u2019t sleep until he hears her peaceful breathing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Dean Pelton\/Jeff<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Dean shops for groceries, but Jeff makes him\u00a0a list.<\/li>\n<li>Jeff kills the spiders. The Dean things it\u2019s <em>adorable<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Jeffcomes home drunk at 3am on the rare occasions he can sneak away with the gang without detection.<\/li>\n<li>The Dean makes breakfast. He then brings a steaming plateful into the bedroom and holds it under Jeff\u2019s perky little nose until he wakes up.<\/li>\n<li>Jeff remembers to feed the fish, but only because they were a gift from Britta (after she adopted them and then a certain one-eyed cat knocked them over).<\/li>\n<li>The Dean decorates the apartment. Jeff shudders to think of it.<\/li>\n<li>The Dean DEFINITELY initiates duets.<\/li>\n<li>The Dean falls asleep first, head on Jeff\u2019s shoulder, and Jeff just sighs and channel surfs until he outlasts his insomnia.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor\/Rose Rose shops for groceries. She\u2019s way too excited by the fruit markets on Dioscuros. Rose kills the spiders. The Doctor can\u2019t stomach it. The Doctor comes home drunk at 3am, chirruping about the important strangers he\u2019s met. Rose makes breakfast. She insists. Rose remembers to feed the fish. She named them Jack and Bo. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/05\/19\/doctorrose-dean-peltonjeff\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Doctor\/Rose &amp; Dean Pelton\/Jeff&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1292,2199],"class_list":["post-10445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ask-box-games","tag-typesetjez"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}