{"id":10162,"date":"2014-06-13T01:39:14","date_gmt":"2014-06-13T01:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/06\/13\/moretoday-i-was-that-stupid-kitten-hanging\/"},"modified":"2014-06-13T01:39:14","modified_gmt":"2014-06-13T01:39:14","slug":"moretoday-i-was-that-stupid-kitten-hanging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/06\/13\/moretoday-i-was-that-stupid-kitten-hanging\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- more -->today I was that stupid kitten hanging onto the rope and Jake was the shredder that mercifully put that poster out of its misery.<\/p>\n<p>(what that really means is he&rsquo;s the person who knows me the best and you just don&rsquo;t get a life partner better than one who knows you best and gives a shit about not letting you shit on yourself)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today I was that stupid kitten hanging onto the rope and Jake was the shredder that mercifully put that poster out of its misery. (what that really means is he&rsquo;s the person who knows me the best and you just don&rsquo;t get a life partner better than one who knows you best and gives a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/06\/13\/moretoday-i-was-that-stupid-kitten-hanging\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5165,1077,1025],"class_list":["post-10162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-growing-up-and-things","tag-meandyou","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}