{"id":10118,"date":"2014-06-19T01:56:29","date_gmt":"2014-06-19T01:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/06\/19\/human-do-you-understand-what-its-like-to-be\/"},"modified":"2014-06-19T01:56:29","modified_gmt":"2014-06-19T01:56:29","slug":"human-do-you-understand-what-its-like-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/06\/19\/human-do-you-understand-what-its-like-to-be\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>human: do you understand what it&#8217;s like to be&#8230; human?<br \/>\nrobot: god you&#8217;re so fucking egotistical<br \/>\nrobot: and condescending<br \/>\nrobot: i&#8217;m going to put on some booty shorts and walk around town till i&#8217;m not mad, asshole<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>human: do you understand what it&#8217;s like to be&#8230; human? robot: god you&#8217;re so fucking egotistical robot: and condescending robot: i&#8217;m going to put on some booty shorts and walk around town till i&#8217;m not mad, asshole<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1037],"class_list":["post-10118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cortana","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}